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My art is a Transformer. Totally.

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WhyDidYouHaveToGasMeLikeThat? by ~Colbatros

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Oh and also, LEAVE CLOPPERS ALONE by ~Colbatros

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Searching for someone who will accept your meaningless points in exchange of some shit you can't do yourself? Well, I can do that for you, you untalented waste of space.

I make stamps. Since they're easy as fuck to do, and that anyone can make one (except you, because you suck), it's;

for a static stamp

for an animated stamp

I make icons. I can't say I'm the best at it, but fuck you, you suck even more. So here are the prices if you want to buy one of these piece of shit;

for a static icon

for an animated icon

I make drawings. Not really, but shut your whore mouth and give me money.

for some shit without a background

for some shit with a background

I make stories. I'm good at it. You suck. So buy one, and get the fuck out.

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per word. If the price ends up being a decimal number, I'll just round it for you, because you suck at maths.

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Woah what's this

by ~Colbatros, Apr 3, 2013, 6:43:22 PM
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Hey

Hey guys

Or whoever is still reading this for that matter

I finally gave in and made a Tumblr blog. It's pretty inactive right down, still gotta get used to all that fancy shit but hey I'll probably be posting some art there. Hell I don't even know yet.

Oh but you need a link right.

Well guess what.

[link]

Originality

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Apr 3, 2013 Woah what's this
Dec 8, 2012 Oh woopsie
Aug 5, 2012 Oh shit, I'm getting artistic here
Jun 8, 2012 Hi
May 20, 2012 Well, this is embarassing
May 3, 2012 Some things will have to wait
Apr 26, 2012 Oh, dA, you pitiful website you
Apr 15, 2012 Dear deviantART,
Jan 1, 2012 It's been fairly a long time
Sep 11, 2011 Stamp Maker

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by =kevinkidwell

First of, this really isn't the most original artwork I've seen thus far; I can find tons of typography work with a message really simi...

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Panties and Stockings for Rainbow Dash

by *JunglePony

Please, allow me to join the bandwagon. First of, the feeling you tried to convey through your drawing just got lost. You didn't execu...

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Ghost HuntTwo children, same of birth, wandered the halls.
A sister and a brother
With hearts and heads at the ready in the suffocating silence.
The aging mansion seemed to moan in pain.
The ghosts it sheltered were being slaughtered by the children.
And the mansion mourned their absence.

One spirit remained; the favorite of the house.
A playful little girl was she,
her body was scarred by her own doing
Driven by madness, despair and boredom.
But no more.
She, who only wanted a friend, found not one;
but two.

What will they play?
Her favorite; hide and seek.
She hurried to hide.

The twins took only a glance to plan their next move

Ghost Hunt

by =WolfPawDragonClaw

(I CAN WRITE CRITIQUES NOW?! SWEET) Okay, okay, let's do this. I'll begin with the structure of the sentences, the feeling of them. ...

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~Stephthemando May 13, 2013 Student Digital Artist

your Icon is funny and your deactivation stamp is cool

~RecklessRose Apr 21, 2013 Student Digital Artist

Your signature. I can't. Even.
That video. Just.

~Colbatros Apr 21, 2013 Student Writer

I actually forgot I put that video and I just laughed a bit again thank you

~Karuku52 Apr 18, 2013 Hobbyist Interface Designer

i love your art!

~Colbatros Apr 18, 2013 Student Writer

Wow, thanks!

~Pixelated--Coffee Apr 6, 2013

someone left you something on tumblr.

~Colbatros Apr 7, 2013 Student Writer

woah wait what

~LluviaSarcasm Apr 4, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Haha thanks for the comment on my Kankri cosplay. Was it the trigger whistle?

~Colbatros Apr 4, 2013 Student Writer

I-I think it was.

*Gloryflower Mar 27, 2013

I do not approve.

What's new?

~Colbatros Mar 28, 2013 Student Writer

Why would you not approve you are breaking my heart why are you doing this to me

*Gloryflower Mar 28, 2013

BECUZ UR UGLY!

~Colbatros Mar 29, 2013 Student Writer

stop it babe no

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~sans-coeur97 Mar 27, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Why does your icon have a swastika on it. 0-0 Not that it bothers me, but why?

~Colbatros Mar 28, 2013 Student Writer

At this point I don't really know anymore.

~sans-coeur97 Mar 28, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

D'accord-

=PaintedCricket Mar 26, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Nice sig, dude.

~floridapanther28 Mar 15, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

When I read your signature I started to nearly SCREAM I was laughing so hard.

Question, though. Why does your icon have a swastika?

~Colbatros Mar 15, 2013 Student Writer

Well that's pretty sweet. And well it's basically just to rustle people, nothing more.

~BloodyRoyalty Mar 23, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Well as you probably know, the swastika originated from the symbol that meant "peace" or some shit like that.

Did you have that in mind when you chose your icon?

~Colbatros Mar 25, 2013 Student Writer

Yes, I'm aware of that. But even when trying to explain that to people, they just seem to completely ignore that fact and go on blabbering about how the meaning of it has forever been changed.

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~floridapanther28 Mar 16, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Ah, okay. Just checking...

*Blanket-Fish Mar 7, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Hey Colbatros, how do you feel on women drivers? Y'know, the really bad ones.

~Colbatros Mar 7, 2013 Student Writer

I hate anyone who doesn't know how to drive like a civilized human fucking being. Doesn't matter if you have a vagina or not, if you're being a dick on the road, I hate you and wish you would die in a fire.

*kronos-kirbi Mar 1, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I read the country you're from at the top of your page. I had no idea I could even choose Antarctica as my location.

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